Dear me of the alternate universe (again).
Hey! Dickweed! Why haven’t you come here to visit? I told you I have no way to get to your side, but we need to talk. Are you yella? You big chickenshit asshole. Come ‘ere. What’s the matter? Are ya scared? No balls? Get in your temporal rift, or portal, or whateverthefuck it is and get over here.
I’m waiting. I know why you won’t come here. You’re too afraid I’ve figured out a way to change places with you. That’s it isn’t it? Well, let me tell you buddy boy, if that were true, don’t you think it would just be a matter of time before I figure out how to use it without needing to have you here? Hmm? Prithy? Yeah. So you better get your ass over here and stop me, because when I do figure it out, like I said last time, I’m gonna murder you. You’re a worthless loser! I’m coming to your dimension and take over your life. I’m armed with information to know what to do right and what not to do. I will be a superstar in your universe. And over here, I’ll kill you. Believe me, I’ll be doing you a favor. When I change places with you, you won’t want to live this life. It sucks. It’s filled with heartache and disappointment.
I know all about your secret. You think I don’t but I do. I found out about your perfect little world where everything is the way it should be and I’m coming there and TAKE WHAT I WANT! You can’t fuckin’ stop me. Come try. You’re such a dick!
I’m waiting. I’ll be here. You know where to find me. I’ll even make it easier for you. I’ll be drunk. Then I’ll have impaired judgement and you can trick me. C’mon! I dare you. I FUCKING DARE YOU!
Hey. Hey! Huh uh. Don’t even try to get out of this. It’s you and me. It’s gonna happen. It’s enevitable. You can’t change the fact that this is going down. Better sooner than later, so let’s do this. So bring it! I am gonna love this. I’m gonna show you WHAT IT’S LIKE!
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Yeah, it hella sucks when you want someone to come over or pay attention to you and they refuse, I guess even if it’s you from another universe.
In the alternate universe I have a tripod and a gravely rooftop.
that’s this universe I thought?
How dare you.
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