Electricity is a cruel addiction.

By rob2e | February 3, 2008
Under: Anthything Goes

I take you for granted.  I apologize.  You are a cruel temptress, but I find that life without you is almost pointless.  I can’t imagine myself in the days of the Old West.  150 years ago would have been a difficult time for me out on the prarie with my 15 year old wife and candles.  I would make due.  I wouldn’t need you.

But here in the 21st century, you are an evil necessity.  Today you left me for a time.  You’ve done it before, and I cursed your name.  You are a whore and a bitch.  You leave me in such a lurch sometimes.  When you go, I cannot computer.  I think, well I’ll just TV, wait, no.  Okay, I’ll just listen to the, nope.  Since I can’t do all that, maybe I can read a–NO LIGHT!  You are a powerful addiction and I hate you.  I love you.  You always return, but I never know how long you’ll be gone and when you’ll leave again.  Fuck you.  I won’t allow you to toy with me.  I will develop the ability to not need you.  It should be nice in my cabin in Montana without you, you vixen.  I spit on you.  My spit sizzles, but only because you make it.

You’re back.  You came back electricity, and you’re here now.

I slap you.

I embrace you.

Fuck you.

I love you.

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  1. ferraritiffie - 02/4/2008 at 11:14 am

    is this another poem?

  2. rob2e - 02/4/2008 at 12:08 pm

    Not a poem, more a story of truth. Electricity is a cruel bitch!

  3. kevin - 02/26/2008 at 10:43 pm

    very funny…way out there …but funny

  4. Sabra - 04/5/2008 at 8:12 am

    She left me last night! Then just thought she would return without a hitch. I hate that bitch!

  5. rob2e - 04/5/2008 at 9:57 am

    Yeah, that wench!

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