I am upset with the term gigantism.
Gigantism refers to a term used by scientists to explain the phenomena of things growing to unusually large sizes on the ocean floor. The deeper you go, the more things seem to grow.
This upsets me because most men experience shrinkage in the pool. Why doesn’t gigantism take over here? When you’re in the hot tub and your lady friend all of the sudden “loses a contact” and has to go fishing for it under the water, it’s bubbly, and extra hard to see down there (I would imagine). Gigantism would help.
I’m imagining that I could go on and on today about this, but A) I’m too upset, and B) I’m a grower, not a shower! (That’s a long ‘o’ for those illiterates out there. It’s the act of showing, not the place you get wet and clean, although ironically, I grow there a lot, which is in water. Hmmm… Now I’m kinda confused.)
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Ha! Wasn’t expecting this article to be about “that”. From the deep ocean sea to the size of your rise….excellent. That’s a mystery mankind needs to jump on before the ladies start looking for bigger fish.
I’m such an innocent! I struggled with the humor in your second paragraph. Frankly, I couldn’t find the humor. What’s funny about a woman looking for her contact? And what’s that got to do with gigantism and men’s you know whats? After about the third reading (I was determined to figure this out), I got it!!! Eureka! You were talking about the man’s you know what growing and not about the contact growing! Aha! I get it! And indeed, it is funny! But fear not, gentlemen…every woman needs a good laugh now and then and what’s funnier than an Incredible Shrinking You Know What?! So think of it as doing a service for the spirit of womankind…
Wow…”A grower,not a shower”.
Don’t think I’ve heard that one before.
And who knows, maybe if you lye on
the ocean floor long enough it may
grow larger.
Hmmmm… You should get someone to
check into that one.
All these comments are GREAT! I am accepting applications ladies…
(laughing) Didn’t the scientists say that “the deeper you go the more things seemed to grow?” Well, how deep can you go in a hot tub or pool? Plus, for anything to grow properly it has be in the right environment. So thats probably why gigantism doesn’t work in the pool or hot tub.
Hmmm what’s a man to do you can’t live on the ocean floor…
Ann
I’m moving to the ocean floor.
it’s doubtful that you could control what gets effected by the gigantism. What if it’s just your ankles that start to explode?
As long as she’s suckin’ my ankles, it’s all good.
There are probably plenty of things that suck on the bottom of the ocean.
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