Reese Witherspoon has a man chin.

By rob2e | January 5, 2008
Under: Pop Culture is Whack

I mean c’mon.  She’s supposed to be at the top of the “most liked” list?  Reese Witherspoon?  Has everyone gone crazy?  I’d rather look at Leno’s chin than hers.

 

I mean just look at it.  Her long chin almost touches the top of her shoes.  Her movies aren’t even that good and I’m an EASY audience.  I liked “Election”, but mainly I find her wildy unentertaining and tough to look at.  I mean I guess she has a pretty body, but because of America’s screwed up standards, so do most actors.  But that face.  Oh god!

I used to feel sorry for Ryan Phillipe, but now since their divorce (big fan of divorce by the way), I think he’ll be fine.

Can you imagine the love child of this Reese Witherspoon and a Jay Leno?  Hilarous!  This kid would be knocking glasses off the table on day one.  “Look over here Baby Lenospoon.”  Crash!  Now who’s gonna clean that up?

 Still.  I’d fuck ‘er. No I mean I’m a guy and everything. So…  There’s that.

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  1. ferraritiffie - 01/10/2008 at 3:11 pm

    If I was a guy I’d do her too. But I think she’ smokin’ hot, maybe not in the traditional sense, but legaly blonde’s were good, and she’s super talented, she seems like a very good girl, someone you could bring home to mom.

  2. rob2e - 01/10/2008 at 3:15 pm

    I’ll punch her in the throat. Yeah, she’s got a hot little body, but so do you (I’m assuming). That doesn’t mean I still can’t hate her man’s chin. Maybe if she has a bag over her head. When I see her, I’m gonna totally diss her. Hey Reese, you have a man’s chin. I wouldn’t fuck you with my own dick. That’ll confuse the shit outta her, then maybe she’ll blow me. I won’t be able to see the chin.

  3. ferraritiffie - 01/10/2008 at 10:49 pm

    that or you’ll feel it between your legs. and who’s dick would you use?

  4. rob2e - 01/10/2008 at 11:48 pm

    No I’d fuck ‘er.

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