The Vagina Couch.
What if you had this?
This Vagina Couch might be the most righteous thing I’ve ever seen. It was brought to my attention by a girl. Shouldn’t I have discovered this? It’s actually for sale on Craigslist. I will buy this Vagina Couch. I will bring it into my home. Hell, it can even BE my home. Why would I leave? I can just eat, drink, and sleep in it all day every day. I’ll pleasure myself and I’ll be in the Vagina Couch all hours. I have no reason to leave.
This may be the master plan…
I get the Vagina Couch. I hook up the web cam to show me in it all the time. Only girls can wiew the cam. Under the feed I have a message - “Think you can replace my comfy surroundings?” And I offer blaitant soliciation for girls to be my new vagina. So basically from now until some girl agrees, I eat, drink, and ejaculate within a vagina until a HEATED vagina comes. Then I switch. I put this Vagina Couch in the closet, so as to prevent jealousy, unless the girl is bi-curious, then we can have a threeway with my Vagina Couch the thought of which just made me shudder. Is shutter the right word? Well, I don’t want to get too graphic, we are after all talking about vaginas and ejaculate alerady. So I “shuddered”. Yeah. That’s it.
I gotta get a pickup truck from a friend or arrange for shipping from San Francisco. I hope it’s not a lesbian Vagina Couch. Wait. YES I DO! Because it has no say. I will invade its lesbianism with my manness. Then, I wait.
So…
1) Procure Vagina Couch
2) Test Vagina Couch in every way imagineable
3) Set up web cam
3) Clean Vagina Couch
4) Set up web cam
5) Wait
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Comments
So basically you’d be a giant tampon?
I prefer to think of myself more as a DICK!
but if you just stay in there, eat, sleep, drink in there. You’d be more like a tampon…Think about it!
I’m good with that.
How come it’s called a tampon and not a tampin???
Same reason they tell you get ON the plane not get IN the plane. ???
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