Who is Ms.Duett?

By ms.duett | March 3, 2008
Under: Life is Weird

An exceptionally mischievous 27 year old little girl who hates not getting what she wants. Unfortunately she wants too many things and those things tell her that she can have only one of each or none at all which does not stop her from wanting too many things and only causes her to be very lonely and miserable. She thinks she doesn’t like rules, but still likes to live conventionally. She hates that what she wants does not correlate to what she should do. One day she will do exactly what she wants, though she hasn’t figured out how to do that and hopes that it doesn’t land her in prison.

Ms.Duett knows she is hot. She assures herself by checking in the mirror several times a day to make sure everything is still just as perky as it always was and when she goes to the gym she is usually the skinniest one there, not counting the disorder people, and unless she goes with her little friend who is a skinny freak of nature that would probably be the same size even if she never went to the gym, though that is probably also true of Ms.Duett  she’s not going to stop going to the gym to find that out. Ms.Duett needs a slice of humble pie, but so far has not accepted any of the slices that have been shoved in her face, but at least she knows she needs it.

Living in her own imagination for more then half of the day makes it hard for Ms.Duett to get anything done in the real world. Ms.Duett thinks that she is a control freak and wishes that she could leave well enough alone, but she wont cause she doesn’t really want to. Ms.Duett likes writing in the third person because it is fun and is how she sees it in her imagination. Ms.Duett will tell you to your face exactly what she wants and what she wants to do with you, though it may take some coaxing initially, but once the flood gates are open, it’s hard to stop her from telling you everything, cause what’s the point? You may as well hear it all once you’ve heard a little.

Ms.Duett sucks. I am Ms.Duett.

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  1. Monkee - 03/3/2008 at 8:21 pm

    Is she single? otherwise I dont care

  2. ms.duett - 03/3/2008 at 9:12 pm

    you don’t care.

  3. rob2e - 03/8/2008 at 7:07 pm

    Hey, what’s the big idea going almost a week without writing anything here? You’re my only other author and you aren’t producing. Plus people think you’re me anyway. Write something I couldn’t POSSIBLY come up with. Write something beyond even my imagination or a truth so uniquely profound and female, that it couldn’t be me. If I get one more email asking me if you’re me, I’m gonna lose it.

  4. ms.duett - 03/8/2008 at 8:24 pm

    No one shows me any love. Cept you rob, and that means that you may be talking with yourself. Maybe you are me?

  5. rob2e - 03/8/2008 at 8:27 pm

    Dammit.

  6. ferraritiffie - 03/8/2008 at 8:53 pm

    I love you ms.duett! You are exactly like me in every way!

  7. ms.duett - 03/11/2008 at 12:11 pm

    Rob I am not your only other author.

  8. rob2e - 03/11/2008 at 1:19 pm

    I know, I just put up the list of authors on the front page.

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